The Heritage...

I come from a land of mini skirts and white stilettos, where perma-tan and boob jobs are as abundant as the free Pinot Grigio. (if one flutters ones fake eyelashes from Boots seductively enough)

A land where boys grow up to be bankers and girls grow up to spend bankers money, where pouting and sticking out ones boobs for a facebook picture is essential, where Jordan is queen and almost everybody knows someone who was in Big Brother at some point.

This magical land is named Essex, and i have resided in it for all of my 24 years on this planet, until today that is. Today is the day that this Essex girl goes down under...to live in New Zealand, a land of sheep, sheep and more sheep - the fantastic creatures that made Ugg boots possible. How will i get on? tune in to find out.