- Rugby is the be all and end all of life and i will fall in love with Dan Carter
- People keep sheep for pets
- The boys are constantly pissed and do the Haka as a mating call
- People drive waggons, and TV hasn't been invented yet
- There is no 'Heinz' just 'Wattie's'
- NZ is constantly covered by cloud
- I will be very bored as there is nothing to do
- The girls don't make an effort, have never dyed their hair, glug pints of beer and will immediately hate me
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