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Mr Kiwi took me out for drinks with some girls from his work last night. I think the excitement of integration with females combined with way too much sav went to my head and sent me all 'ADHD'.

I woke up this morning with a disgusting hangover, banana cake in my hair, cuts along my knuckles and my favourite pair of jeans in tatters. After slowly beginning to piece the night together, i had flash backs of heading to one of the girls houses for an after party and henceforth causing a trail of destruction.

I smashed one of her finest champagne glasses filled with some of her birthday champagne, i took a slice of her homemade banana cake and started a food fight by squishing it into Mr Kiwis hair, i then decided to attack my favourite pair of jeans with scissors and cut them up into shreads whilst still wearing them.

I think it's safe to say, these girls won't want the crazy Essex girl to join their pack. Damn that sav.